fuck it we ball

[fuck it we ball]

[supervillainexe]

"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.

[fuck it we ball]

[fanonical]

pour one out for all those fic readers who found one author who wrote one really good fic for their fandom then clicked on their profile to find they wrote exactly one fic for that fandom and the rest for, like, csi or something

[fuck it we ball]

[atouchhereandthere]

a terrifying chair that i would never sit in

[keezree]

I want my ass in this immediately

[pileofknives]

You: rolling around in office chair

Me: hanging from the ceiling waiting for prey to walk under me

[fuck it we ball]

[rainbowkarolina]

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

[rainbowkarolina]

COME THRU PHIL!!!!

[lawbreaker13]

I am losing my mind

[fuck it we ball]

[heedra]

talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.

[fuck it we ball]

[leolaroot]

jerking off is awesome. youre telling me i can do this for free whenever i want at my own house?

[leolaroot]

[fuck it we ball]

[huffylemon]

[fuck it we ball]

[ripempezardexerox]

[royaltyfreebirdsongs]

[fuck it we ball]

[charlottan]

hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

[fuck it we ball]

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[fuck it we ball]

[lacefuneral]

????????????????

[404computerhamstersnotfound]

Don't worry

[fuck it we ball]

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[fuck it we ball]

[baconpncakes]

It’s like Dr. House always said

[fuck it we ball]

Anonymous asked:

You're a slut, you're a whore, you're a dick, you're a bitch

were--ralph answered:

and with your help i could be president too

[fuck it we ball]

[vanyaliful]

i blame studio ghibli for making me feel like the only place and time i could ever be happy is one summer day in 1980s japan